Signs of the upcoming holidays are all around us. I thought now would be an appropriate time to revisit some of the customs and traditions that have been handed down throughout the years. First, the trees are up and the lights glow at night. It's a pretty sight. It's a shame we don't see the problems men experience while decorating these yule marvels. You've never really celebrated the season unless you've had a string of lights get caught in your ass. A hazard that gay nudists can easily identify with. Now that's what truly makes the holiday bright!
Many prefer to decorate their homes with rare, one-of-a-kind ornaments. They believe it helps to make them the envy of all their acquaintances and friends. While that may be true, to me, it hardly justifies the arduous task of resting your cock on a poinsettia plant for the magical twelve days of Christmas!
And last, but not least, there is the traditional visit to the local shopping mall or department store to visit Santa. After awhile, it becomes rather boring sitting on his lap every year. So this year, the new tradition that is becoming quite trendy is to offer Santa a blow-job in exchange for his guarantee to deliver all the items on our Christmas list! This one is increasingly popular with gay men everywhere!